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November 25, 2019

MAY WE INTRODUCE: ANDREASSO DEL GALLO, A WANTED FELON.

In the coming days we will be bringing you exclusive reports about the thug and help the police to reconstruct his story. Andreasso has committed countless heinous crimes and, after many prison stints, is currently at large.

November 25, 2019

The obstructionist parker 🚙🚗🚫

ONE OF THE MANY CRIMES THAT ANDREASSO DEL GALLO HAS COMMITTED...

NOVEMBER 29, 2019

two other crimes: The heart breaker 💔 and the hypocrite 😇

Women by the dozens have fainted over Andreasso's six-pack. He is well aware of it and loves to break their hearts.

But he's only human.

Sometimes Andreasso lets himself go a bit too. Although with good intentions, he get's on his stepper or bike every day, but with sweets or a fried drumstick in his hand, it's just not that believable. He's simply HYPOCRITICAL!

December 02, 2019

The fruit mixer-upper 🍏🍌🍇

another one of this thug's heinous crimes...

Andreasso del Gallo gleefully swaps fruits in the supermarket on a regular basis. Not only do the clerks always have to put them back in their proper order afterwards, but he also ignores the slightly rotten or discolored fruit and takes only the best, ripest fruit with him. That rascal!

December 02, 2019

Andreasso del Gallo has been caught! 🎉🚽👮🏽‍♂️

Andreasso is with a date in a restaurant; unsuspectingly, he goes to the restroom.

The police had been on his trail for some time and a brave cop surprised him from behind. He keeps Andreasso professionally under control and arrests him. He'll be spending some time behind bars now!

    December 06, 2019

    Prison life... 👮🏽‍♂️⛓🕐🕔🕚

    Dreary life in prison has caught up with Andreasso. This leaves (too) much time to think. Maybe he even feels a pang of guilt? Or is he planning his escape again?

    He kills all that time by reading and scribbling on the prison wall. Andreasso is also kept under guard around the clock.

      December 09, 2019

      Prison visits 🙋🏼‍♀️🍰🤝🏼

      Andreasso receives a visit from an acquaintance. He's all the more delighted when she brings him a cake. A welcome change from the boring, monotonous prison food.

      Sadly, gifts like these are just not allowed and the guard has to check the cake for hidden items. After the policeman has wildly stabbed the cake with a fork and finds nothing, Andreasso can now savor the cake.

        December 10, 2019

        Cake surprise 🍰🍽

        Andreasso eats the cake very slowly. He wants to enjoy every bite because who knows when he will next get something so delicious to eat?
        While eating, something shiny and gold begins to appear under the cake.
        Andreasso realizes at once what it is and quickly has the little treasure disappear into his sleeve – invisible to the prison guards.

          December 12, 2019

          Jailbreak! 🏃🏽‍♂️💨🔓

          On a quiet night, when his personal guard is on a break, Andreasso snatches the treasure from the cake. Using the letter opener, he is able to remove his handcuffs and ankle cuffs. He casts a last searching look down the corridor to see if someone is approaching his cell, but the coast is clear. With expert hands, Andreasso manages to free himself from the cell within seconds and escape.

            December 13, 2019

            The story of Andreasso del Gallo, a wanted felon!

            Andreasso del Gallo is a wanted felon. He commits serious crimes on a regular basis, such as: Obstructive parking, breaking hearts, acting like a hypocrite or mixing up fruits in the supermarket. After being police tracked down by the police, he is taken by surprise in the restroom of a restaurant and placed under arrest.

            He kills time in the prison cell by reading or scribbling on the walls: being dead's dull! But his stay becomes somewhat more bearable with the visit of an acquaintance bringing delicious cake. Since the guard mistrusts the whole affair, he examines the cake for hidden items by stabbing it wildly with a fork. The policeman finds nothing and lets Andreasso enjoy the treat. He hasn't had something this tasty to eat in a long time and who knows when he will again? So he eats the cake very slowly, he wants to enjoy every bite to to the fullest. Slowly something shiny and gold appears under the cake. Andreasso quickly hides the treasure in his sleeve.

            On a quiet night, while his guard is on a break, Andreasso seizes the opportunity and opens the handcuffs and ankle cuffs with the letter opener, then his cell door

              - And escapes!

            The end!

            … or not? We will see!